As we are driving down the road there is a splat on the windshield. I look up and its a big bug that hit my windshield, no wait, its clear so it's a big rain drop. But wait, where did it come from, not a cloud in the sky, no cars nearby, and not going under an overpass. It has to be a bug, but it's clear. What sort of bug has clear bug guts?
Trivia fact of the day: There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar bill.
I'm pretty sure that by now you have all figured out that I like to make up words. I've been fairly selective what I've shared with you - only giving my good ones. Well, I have come up with the best word ever! No, really, it's the best - guyliner! Rock star guys and goth guys don't wear eyeliner, they wear.....GUYLINER! See, I told you, it's my best one yet.
These are Beluga Sturgeon. They are Horace and Borace and are HUGE! They weigh something like 150 lbs (if I remember right. Which is questionable since I'm getting so old.) I've never seen or even heard of Beluga Sturgeon but I'm thinking it would be awfully hard to land one of these suckers! Oh, we saw Horace and Borace at the aquarium in Chattanooga. The Rivers and Lakes exhibits were amazing but their ocean exhibits totally suck. Overrated and overpriced. I think that is the motto for any sort of tourist attraction in Tennessee. :)
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Well....I'm thinking that maybe it wasn't a bug after all...maybe it was a loogey! Those are clear!
Guyliner....oh man you kill me.
Howard says hello!! He was cracking up just now when I read him your post! He said he misses you!
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