It's the Perfect Day

It's 10/10/10. Perfect score from all three judges.

It's also National Zombie Day. Did you eat brains today? I hear they are high in fiber. And they are supposed to be good in scrambled eggs but since Zombies can't cook...

I've figured out a solution. I think that we should be able to call the numbers on a license plate and be connected to the driver of that vehicle so we can tell them they are being stupid or to get the bleep over and quit hogging the lane or to step on the gas jackass! Seriously, all our road rage problems would easily be solved if we could link to the person, (but not by cell phone), by their license plate and tell them a quick sentence like - HANG UP AND DRIVE YOU TARD! Now you are thinking to yourself that you are a hands free state but not all states can be like you, and not all states want to be like you. Gosh, you're state is so self righteous. Plus, like half your state doesn't even drive, they use public transportation or other means of transportation so you don't have as much of this problem as the south. People in the south LOVE their cars and for the most part, they all drive fast and just fine. It's the idiot commuters that go really slow in the left hand lanes that we should be able to punch in their license plate and link to their vehicle so we can thank them for wasting our oxygen. Or to introduce them to the little blinky lights on the car called turn signals. If I thought I could get away with it, I'd drive in the HOV (high occupancy vehicle) Lane aka: Carpool Lane but I don't think the officer would buy that me and my bad attitude make for two occupants in the car.